So, im opening a long awaited package and checking out the loot inside. I notice one of the samples I requested isn't what I received.
me: They sent me ... Beard Lube. Why did they send me Beard Lube?
me: They sent Beard Lube.
k: Are you gonna use it on your beard?
me: (still confused, silent, slowly turning my head to look at her)
k: (noticing my expression) ohhhhh yeah, i dont know WHAT i was thinking. WHY did they send YOU beard lube?
im really gonna miss our conversations when shes gone to college.